Excuses, excuses: Husband charts wife’s reasons for refusing sex

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A woman posted a spreadsheet to Reddit that was sent by her husband, documenting the reasons she gave for not having sex with him.

“My husband [M26] sent me [F26] an immature, inflammatory email as I was driving to the airport for a 10-day work trip,” she posted on the site. “Now he has cut contact.”

The excuses listed included, “You’re too drunk,” I”m watching the show (Friends re-run),” and “I’m sweaty and gross..”

After receiving the email, his wife tried contacting him but couldn’t, so she wrote on Reddit: “Husband sends a message to my work email … he’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text.

“I open it up and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone.

“Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate sex, with a column for my ‘excuses,’ using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment.”

After more than 500 comments were made, the post was locked.

According to the spreadsheet, the man tried to initiate sex every day from June 3 to July 16 — and succeeded three times.

The spreadsheet has since been deleted, but it has been saved thanks to the magical world of the Internet.

Those who commented on the Reddit post seemed to be evenly divided on whose side they were on.